Tu Es Laide
BECAUSE YOU'RE UGLY
Have people ever called you ugly? Do you feel worthless and empty inside? Well that's probably because it's true. And that stinks (just like you do), but through the help of our products, you might be able to hide your dirty and broken self from the world.
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NIGHT IN PARIS
Hi. It's me Paris Hilton, of course. Hopefully you've seen my video--that's right. One night in Paris. Want to be like me? Look like me? Well here is my attempt as making you look a little less pitiful--too bad I can’t help your personality, too. If you choose to purchase any of these products, be careful because the cameras will be all over you. Try not to look too horrible in the videos. And make sure to keep your clothes off.
SUPERSTAR
The first rule of being pretty is having flawless skin and if you don't, then you're ugly. Kim Kardashian's skin is flawless 24/7 even when she's starring in her own sex tape. Our skincare line is the only way for someone as ugly as you to become a Superstar like the ever-so-sexy Kim. Only once your skin looks beautiful will you look beautiful and once you look beautiful, people will actually notice and care about you.
XOXO, GOSSIP GIRL
We all know that one of the most sexy parts of a women is her lips, and chances are you have a long way to go to be sexy. So invest in not just a lip color, but an improvement of your life. Become the girl you were always too ugly to be. Wearing the XOXO collection will bring you one step closer to the sultry beauty of Leighton Meester, and make you the star of your own sex tape.
ABOUT
Our company was designed around a simple premise: there are a lot of ugly women in this world and we don't like looking at them. They at least want to try to look better so we provide them with products to help them possibly achieve this goal, but really we just want money. So buy our products and if they don't help, just buy some more until you realize that no amount of makeup can fix you.
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Don't even bother trying to contact us because we don't care about you.You can fill out the information below but we're just gonna treat you like every boy you've ever met and not call you back or contact you in any way.